Benefits of reading newspaper

1. Newspapers are an excellent way of saving your table from the dripping gun solvent.
2. You can clean glass windows and mirrors really well with newspaper.
3. Newspaper can help you lower your cholestrol level. Just place it below any greasy food and the paper will soak most of the oil.
4. Its a cheap alternative to disposable kitchen towels.
5. You can cutout pictures of your favourite actresses and paste those cutouts in your room.
6. You can learn to paint moustaches on the pictures of actresses in the newspaper.
7. Tear apart as many pages of newspaper as you can, affectively managing your anger.
8. You can teach your children to make life size paper boats and aeroplanes.
9. You can wrap bar-b-que in newspaper and control the humidity.
10. The quickest way to make fire as nothing burns more fast than the newspaper.
11. You can kill flies with it.
12. Wrap anything filthy with a newspaper and throw it in dustbin.
13. They can be stuffed in leather shoes to preserve shape.