Showing posts with label Ten reasons. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ten reasons. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Ten reasons not to read columnist Javed Chaudhry.

1. Javed Chaudhry does not practice what he writes. He will never tell his readers how can an honest salaried person get two farmhouses in Islamabad.

2. He preaches a life full with contentment but never defines contentment.

3. All his articles start and end in a same tone.

4. Javed Chaudhry puts too much details on minor issues and skips detailing major issues.

5. He writes in favour of one person today and defames him the next day.

6. Most of Javed Chaudhry's articles make no sense as to what he is trying to convey. He bombards his readers with useless details, skipping the logic and forcing his conclusion on the poor readers.

7. His writing is devoid of logic. He practices the kind of logic where he says onion is eatable, apple is eatable, therefore onion is apple.

8. He writes short stories and call them columns.

9. He conceals the identity of characters in his short stories, which suggests that the characters are fictitious.

10. Javed Chaudhry gives more depression and less hope to his readers.

PS: These are my observations based on extensive reading of Chaudhry’s columns/shot stories and they may differ from your opinion. If you disagree with me, please leave your comment.

Monday, February 7, 2011

Ten reasons to watch Dawn News


  1. Dawn News does not use red colour in their tickers and banners. The channel uses calm and peaceful blue colours and therefore looks less bloody.
  2. “Not every news is a breaking news” on Dawn News.
  3. Your blood pressure remains normal while watching Dawn News.
  4. There is a bearable volume of music during the bulleitens.
  5. There are less advertisements.
  6. There is less Zardari kuta hai hai on Dawn News.
  7. There are not silly news items scrolling at the bottom of the channel.
  8. Newscasters don't start shreiking while covering a bomb blast.
  9. Dawn News says what it means and means what it says.
  10. Not every programme segment is sponsored on this news channel. Somethings in life are free to enjoy.
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