Thursday, June 2, 2011

Abducting reporters was not in our curriculum: Taliban

Taliban has denied their involvement in the abduction and  killing of reporter Saleem Shahzad.

Talking to That's Wrong, Taliban spokesman Mulla Dill Pazeer Khan has said that the only training imparted to Taliban was how to attack sensitive military installations, abduct dozens of security personnel and launch suicide attacks, adding that the abduction of journalists had never been in their curriculum.
Mulla Dill Pazeer Khan said that Taliban abducted only two kinds of people - ones who were very rich were abducted for ransom and those who were very beautiful males were abducted for company, adding that the deceased reporter didn't fall in these two categories.
When asked as to who could be behind this murder, he gave a wicked smile and wink to this scribe while combing his beard with fingers.

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