Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Ten reasons to marry/date a BBW.

I have always fantasised big beautiful women (BBWs). My obsession with BBWs is as old as my awareness of the opposite sex. I was brought up in rural background. Most of the women that I would see around were curvaceous. Petiteness still has no roots in the agrarian society of Pakistan. Most of my favourite writers were also obsessed with BBWs.

Here are ten reasons to marry or date a BBW:

1. BBWs are very humble, down to earth and caring persons. They have undergone so much of social pressure to loose weight and experienced ridicule by colleagues that they become down right humble. Too much of neglect, hatred and rejection from peers and parents also make them treat others nicely.

2. BBWs have a healthy living style. They are miles away from eating disorders.

3. BBWs have a good sense of humour. Most of the BBWs that I have met know how to laugh at themselves. They enjoy jokes. You don't have to worry too much about offending them with your harmless jokes. They don't take jokes personally.

4. BBWs are comfortable in their skin. They have not changed their lifestyle despite severe rebukes, taunts and pressure from parents, siblings and colleagues. They are immune to inferiority complex. Love the BBW the way she is and she is yours forever.

5. BBWs have all the curves to die for. They have plenty to love and hold. They might remind you of your childhood teddy which you used to hug to sleep.

6. BBWs smell great. The perfume they apply evaporates more early then one applied by a thin lady, due to BBW's large surface area.

7. BBWs come in every shape and size. Plus size women start from size three and go up to the spread of your imagination and strength of your biceps. On the contrary, slim women are either size 2, 1 or the rare 0.

8. BBWs are well endowed with the right proportion of meat stacked at right places which is sufficient to make men nuts.

9. BBWs have a great aesthetic sense when it comes to dressing themselves. A petite lady can go to clothing store and easily find dress of her size, but the BBW has to be a little artistic to find the right dress.

10. Unlike petite chicks who keep telling about themselves, the BBWs are good listeners. Your best friend in the school was a BBW. You would go to her to discuss all sort of problems. BBWs understand humans more than their thin counterparts.

Wooing a BBW is problematic:
Falling in love with a BBW and expressing it to her is a difficult task than falling in love with a petite girl. Whenever a BBW is proposed, the first thought crossing her mind is the man must be joking. She would think how can he propose a girl like her. The poor man has to go under a great deal of convincing her to believe that he is true.
BBWs have a dry romantic life for most of the time. Every handsome hunk in the class would come to her and discuss very intimate things but would remain "just friends" which makes the BBWs to see every romantic prospect with "just friends" approach.
Falling in love with a BBW needs two-pronged strategy. Telling her that you love her and convincing her that you really love her. Well that's a personal experience which requires another post.

Dedicated to all nice BBWs I am acquainted with:)

There is a study published on bbc.co.uk which says that stressed men prefer heavy women over petite women.

39 comments:

  1. its really funny based on minute observation ...:)
    i think as per clause 1 4 7 n 8 ur BBWs is synonymous with MBW's (moti beautiful women :-) )

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  3. thank you for posting something like this....makes me feel like theres hope for me, a single bbw looking for love. guess there are some people out there that do want us the way we are

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  4. a very good read.. thank you.

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  5. This is bullshit. Totally stupid and the author seems quite satisfied of his prose!
    BBW are simply women, the good and the bad. Some are humble, some are not, some are superficial, some are down to earth, some are good listeners, some are real chatterbox, some have a good sense of humor, some have not, some know how to dress like street walkers, some are classy, etc. The same can be said of any woman, whatever the size. In addition, size 3 is totally normal, this is not a bbw, except if that lady is smaller than 4 feet!!!

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  6. The main reason i love bbw women is ur #1 reason, bbws are understanding and very kind and open minded, she will accept you for who you are:)) i just feel more comfortable talking with and dating bbws than dating thin and skinny women, i am a bbw admirer and im not ashamed of it, your reasons are good ones

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