1. I love the way ur Hijab flows when you walk.
2. Marry me so that I don’t have to lower my gaze every time u walk into our room.
3. Would you like to help me wake up for Fajr ?
4. Girl, when I saw u I first said Mashallah, then I said InshAllah.
5. Are your feet tired? Because u have been performing Tawaaf in my mind all day long.
6. How would you like to help me fulfill half of my Deen?
7. Allah created everything in pairs, so what are you doing single?
8. Our parents engaged us when we were little, they must have forgotten to tell you
9. It must be Laylatul Qadr. Because that's the night that angels come down from Heaven.
10. I’d like to be more than just your brother in Islam.
11. Do you wanna date? I bought a box full when I went to Madinah.
12. You can be the queeen of my Hurs anyday.
13. Here is our phone number. Have your ammi call my ammi.
14. Can I have ur number so I can wake you up for fajr?
15. If I become a shaheed I want to get 72 of you!
A friend received these lines in an email.
Are these pickup lines also applicable to human beings or only to mullas? I think the seventh one - Allah created everything in pairs, so what are you doing single? - has been extracted from the Punjabi stage dramas?? --- SAQIB
ReplyDeletehave y heard the joke where :
ReplyDeletea lady promises a mulla to visit after Ishaah prayer at 9...
he keep waiting for two hour then in a "frenzy" goest to mike to announce
" hazraat ak zroori elaan suniyye...is waqt raat k 11 bj rhy hain pr hazraaat...tussi changi nai keeti " .. :P
NY