Calls from jail

My clients who are in jail have developed a strange habit. They call me at 11:00 pm every night to discuss their cases. I get more calls from my clients in jail than those who are outside. The jail clients not only discuss their cases but they also want my opinion on other inmates' cases. They not only ask question, but they also tell me to write certain applications for them and give them in courts, regardless of their relevancy.
Apparently, all inmates hold a consultancy meeting in jail at night and discuss their case strategies with each other and then they try to outsmart their lawyers. I wonder if this happens in all the jails in world. I am sure this mobile service is only available in Pakistani jails.

Things you can buy in Pakistani jail

You can buy any kind of drink in jail ranging from a chilled coco cola to vodka. You can also get a truck load of cold drinks if you are facing a trial during hot summers of Punjab province.

You can order a pizza.

Drugs may be hard to get outside the jail, but they are easily available when you are inside.

You can get a separate room with a comfortable bedding.

You can hire the most famous prostitute of the city for a night in jail and that in jailor's room.

You can go outside the jail for a weekend with friends.

You can also father your own kids, while living in jail.

You can do or buy anything in jail for a certain price. The whole jail department sells its services.