Our hopes on tail of US helicopter

Sovereignty saver! 

Every time I come across any innocent desire of Pakistani nation, Churchill comes to my mind. Churchill said about the people of the subcontinent that "they are innocent, simple and dumb"  people who can be ruled for the next 50 years.
The current innocent desire of Pakistanis is that their government should not return the tail of destroyed US stealth helicopter to the US. The nation and its media is expecting China to take the tail and make them a similar helicopter. A major section of the media believes that Pakistan returning the helicopter tail to the US, would be another blow to our already-violated sovereignty. This section of the media believes that Pakistan can also force the US to beg the return of the chopper tail, and therefore accept our  sovereignty. What a naive, innocent and dumb idea. Speaking of our innocent desires, Syed Husnain Haider once wrote an excellent piece of satire and sarcasm on our naive attitude towards serious globals issues. Read it and enjoy!

PS: On a serious note, we can also put this tail in Pakistan's hall of shame, among our other achievements.