Showing posts with label lawyer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lawyer. Show all posts

Sunday, April 28, 2013

Six reasons to torture lawyers in Pakistan

In the last seven days, two leading lawyers of Rawalpindi have been abducted and tortured brutally. In the two separate incidents, both the lawyers were abducted from busy roads, kept in confinement and tortured on legs with iron rods and steel nails. The two incidents follow lawyers’ reckless disregard for social decency.

1. Lawyers are ignorant people. They go to family restaurants and demand waiters to serve them alcohol. When the restaurant management refuses to do so, they beat waiters and damage the property of the restaurant.

2. Lawyers can pressure any government official to do illegal work for them. When the official refuses, lawyers can stage a 500-strong protest outside his office and can even lodge a criminal case against him. When the official comes to the court, lawyers can again harass and assault him.

3. The supremacy of law has become alien to lawyers, who now advocate supremacy of fists and sticks. In the past, leading lawyers would face the dictators in the courts, now the leading lawyers encourage young lawyers to take sticks and scuffle with dictator’s supporters outside the court.

4. Lawyers now display banners outside the court premises, pressing courts to give a certain verdict against a certain person without even listening to the certain person. Previously, lawyers would ask courts for relief after finishing their arguments and listening the opponents’ arguments.

5. Lawyers of today can pick a fight every week on any pretext with minion army men standing guard on the sides of the road connecting the GHQ with the house of the most insecure person in Pakistan. Do lawyers have any match with an ordinary poor soldier performing his duty under harsh sun?

6. Lawyers take legal fee in advance from their clients and will not appear in cases because of strikes over reasons ranging from waiters or shopkeepers beating lawyers to failed attempt by lawyers to grab government land.

The writer - despite his desires - has never mustered enough courage to enter into such fights, but he has started to carry his handgun with him to avoid steel nails and iron rods.

Thursday, December 29, 2011

Lawyers, politcians and cocks

Two lawyers were arguing a case in a court. The opponent parties, who were from a same village, were also seated at the back of the courtroom. Two men from the opponent sides were sitting together. They were not directly related with the outcome of the case, and were giving a running commentary.
When the lawyer from one side would raise a point in a high tone, one of the men would say that this lawyer has a killing bite that would damage the other party. If the other lawyer would rebut the point raised, the men would say that the other lawyer has got a stronger bite. The men were commenting on the lawyers as if they were two cocks fighting in a cock-fight.
Pakistani nation expects its politicians to fight like dogs. And the cunning politicians have realised the people’s weakness. From yelling in talk shows to calling names in public rallies - they leave no opportunity to entertain the people.
A journalist friend from Express News, who was seeing the archives of Pakistani newspapers, commented that poetry and Punjabi-stage-drama-styled sarcasm has always remained popular in politicians and high in demand among the people.

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Lawyers have worst job


Being a lawyer is the worst job in the world. You have an 8-hour working day in the court where you have to convince and explain laws to all sorts of people from sluggish judges to illiterate clients. Your day does not end there. You also have an evening office where you have to sit for late hours mostly for 5 to 6 hours to write new cases and prepare the cases fixed for the next day.
A lawyer’s life is as black and white as his dress is. I have never seen a lawyer hanging out with his friends. I have never seen a lawyer attending the parent teacher meeting at his/her children’s school. A lawyer has no hobby. He gets bald, develops a beer belly, looses his sense of humour, wears dull colours, wears thick glasses with no suitability to his face.
The only person a lawyer interacts the most is with his paralegal clerk. A lawyer knows his paralegal more than he knows his wife or children.
Day dreaming and a good night’s sleep has no existence in a lawyer’s life. All the free time of lawyer during the day is consumed by thinking about the cases and just cases. And the night has only legal and dry dreams, forget about wet dreams.
There is no moment in a lawyer’s life which he can call his own. You think about the cases while rubbing soap over the body, you are busy thinking about a legal strategy when you are dinning with a nice lady in some restaurant.
And after talking to a lot of girls, I have known that they dont like dating lawyers as they are ‘loosers’ and ‘boring’.